How Much Is Your Cat Worth… in Gold?

It's the question no one asked ever, but now you can't stop thinking about it. Enter your cat's weight and discover their value in cold, hard carats. Because let's face it - if your kitty acted any more precious, they'd need their own safety deposit box.

Every puss is priceless—but what if it were made of 24-carat purrfection?

Let's face it—your cat already acts like royalty. They sit on thrones (your laptop), demand tributes (treats), and punish insolence with a swift tail flick or sudden sprint at 3am. So it's only fair to ask:

What would your fabulous feline be worth if they were cast in solid gold?

We’re not talking emotional value here. We mean actual, melt-it-down, paw-sitively precious metal value.

Weigh to Go

Just enter your cat's weight, and we'll tell you their golden value based on today's gold price. Because if they're going to walk around like they own the place, you may as well know what they're worth in bullion.

Fluffy might be shedding all over your sofa, but as it turns out - she's worth thousands.

Warning: Your Cat May Develop an Ego

Please note, this is purely hypothetical. We do not endorse turning your cat into an ingot, however gold-plated their attitude may be. And yes, we know some cats already think they’re solid gold. Now you’ll have proof.

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Pimp Your Puss

We know that every puss is priceless. But let's face it, your cuddlesome companion is probably a bit chonky & could probably lose a pound or three. Purrly for fun, we can tell you how much your cat would be worth if it was made entirely of gold!

Why Did We Make This?

Because... why not? It's absurd, it's adorable, and it's alarmingly addictive. It also shines a light (and a laser pointer) on how gold is weighed, priced, and paw-sitively misunderstood.

Plus, it makes for a claw-some party trick.

Now Try Swapping Gold for a Cat (Not the Other Way Round)

If you've got actual gold gathering dust, don't worry - you don't need to mould it into a feline. Just send it to us and we'll "swap your ounces for pounces".*

(*Not really. Cats4Gold is a parody. But the advice on dodgy gold buyers is very real.)

So go ahead: weigh your whiskers, calculate their cash value, and bask in the knowledge that your cat really is worth their weight in gold.

Valuation based on the latest gold price and verified against the IMF (International Moggy Fund).

More fascinating feline facts about your fluffy friend

(best not let your puss read these ones...)

If your cat were made of gold...

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You could stretch it into a wire over {{ wire_miles }} miles ({{ wire_kilometres }} km) long!

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Every puss is priceless
(until weighed)