At cats4gold.com we like our privacy, and hope you do to. We especially like small boxes, dark cupboards and cosy corners.
1. Things We Collect from You
When you visit our supurrrb web site, we may collect certain items from you. Items include your name, email address, traffic data, cookies (we don’t like cookies, they’re too sweet, although we can’t taste sugar), pieces of string, ping-pong balls and catnip toys.
You should understand and accept that cats are superior beings. We own you and you need to be monitored. Although we don’t eat cookies, we use them to understand what you’ve been up to whilst on our site.
Cookie data is purrly statistical. We’re not interested in purrsonal information, such as where you live, what you had for tea last night or who you share your bed with (we have our field agents who gather this information). No purrsonal details will ever be shared.
Cookies are used to collect general online usage by using a cookie file. If used this cookie file is downloaded without prompting. It will be placed on your hard drive with information transferred to the hard drive allowing the cookies to be used for data collection. A cookie is used to improve any services/ products, or overall website characteristic we offer you.
Any computer has the option to decline cookies. Your web browser options include an “enable” button to decline cookies. It is imperative that you understand by declining cookies you may be limiting your access to sections of our website. If you choose to decline our cookie we may also come round and poop on your lawn.
3. Use of Your Information
Information stored and collected about you allows us to improve our services or products for you. Added to this parameter, we may use your information for the following purposes:
If information is requested from our website concerning services or products offered, we may use your data. Products or services which may be of interest to you can also deem a communication from us, if permission has been granted.
Identifiable data, which could be used to disclose who you are, is never shared.
4. Storing Your Personal Data
The Interweb is very big and we use servers that reside outside of the European Economic Area. We take all reasonably precaution to ensure any information you supply is secure. However, we do not and cannot guarantee the security of information transmitted and you therefore use this site at our ouwn peril.
5. Disclosing Your Information
We don’t. If you’re a 3rd party company wanting to buy our data, sod off.
6. Access to Information
The Data Protection Act 1998 was established to govern online electronic communications. The act gives you access to any data we have about you. To gain access to this information a small fee of £10 and/or a value-pack of tuna is needed. This fee allows us to process your request by covering our costs and filling our tummies. Contact information is given below, which should be used to gain details about information we hold on you.
8. Contacting Us
That is all. Have a happy day.