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Thousands of Brits Attempt to Exchange their Gold… for Cats

One of the UK’s newest online gold exchange websites has seen a recent dramatic increase in the number of Brits that are looking to exchange their old gold for a feline friend, with more than 2,000 people requesting a quote to find out how much moggy they can get for their money. It would seem […]

July 21st, 2011 Comments Off Company Mews |

Cats4Gold in dastardly hacking revelation shock

Here at Cats4Gold we’ve just been notified by the Purrlice that we may have been the victims of hacking. And we’re not talking furrballs. We were beginning to wonder why so many people seemed able to guess precisely how many cats they’d get for their gold. Now, it seems, the cat is out of the […]

July 15th, 2011 Comments Off Company Mews |

Global markets surge as bankers rush to swap funds for fur

The world’s volatile financial markets at last seem to be settling down (and possibly preparing for a nice nap), as bankers find a solution to global monetary problems. “The answer has been staring us in the face, and occasionally twitching its whiskers,” admitted one financier who asked not to be named. “While we’ve been dogged […]

July 13th, 2011 Comments Off Market Data |