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Cat Converters launches new website for cash-strapped cat owners

Impecunious pussycat owners can now use their pets to claw back cash, with the launch of the new Cat Converters website at www.catconverters.com. Pawn your pussy The Cat Converters website goes live on April 1st and offers cat owners who are feeling the pinch, the opportunity to pawn their pussy. A financial lifeline for fiscally […]

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April 1st, 2012 Comments Off Market Data |

Gold vs Cats (Infographic)

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August 30th, 2011 Comments Off Market Data |

Global markets surge as bankers rush to swap funds for fur

The world’s volatile financial markets at last seem to be settling down (and possibly preparing for a nice nap), as bankers find a solution to global monetary problems. “The answer has been staring us in the face, and occasionally twitching its whiskers,” admitted one financier who asked not to be named. “While we’ve been dogged […]

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July 13th, 2011 Comments Off Market Data |